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I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.
by jimissobored May 31, 2015
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Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.
Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."
by Go Gurt April 11, 2011
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1. (informal.) diet coke
2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets.
1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)
by gen October 06, 2003
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A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.
"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"
by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017
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a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"
"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin
by Everyone is a nut June 10, 2018
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