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Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!
by Simon and Chester December 04, 2003
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"If you don't get yo' ass to school, I'm gonna give a sip of diet whoopass!"
by shindogg November 20, 2003
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Someone spewing hot air that they're going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.
Jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a**, but she didn't have the guts to knock on my door.
by Katibug August 08, 2004
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A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.
Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.
by Kay March 21, 2004
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