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What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.

The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.

by Cyberquad April 06, 2004

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A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.

by Cheng Wen Lo August 28, 2003

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this.

Weird person: "When you look up 'dictionary' in the dictionary, it just says 'this'."

#dictionary #this #urban dictionary #weird #look up

by hg3300 February 27, 2010

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Words about words

Who would ever read the dictionary?
Urban dictionary is way better.

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by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

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A Useless book of information. The only useful dictionary is the one you're reading at this moment. Also If they misspell a word how would we know? Mrs. Stocks's best friend.

Websters Dictionary misspelled Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

#fear #phobia.dictionary #haha #real #stocks

by go123 December 22, 2010