Currency in the form of paper or metal. Sometimes a few pieces of this paper can be worth more than your life.
They say money can't buy happiness... IT DAMN WELL HELPS THOUGH.
by Asddsasd January 29, 2009
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A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.
If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.
by rogerthewhale March 02, 2014
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Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."
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slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.
You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)
by Rick VH May 27, 2003
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n. Currency that can be exchanged for goods or services.
n. A word yelled by a shooter after he makes a difficult shot in basketball.
adj. Adjective describing something as excellent or extraordinary. Sometimes used in combination with the word cash (circa 1996.)
1. Pay me the money you owe for the drinks on your tab.
2. Immediately following a made fade-away three MONEY!!
3. Dude, this weed is money.
(in 1996) Dude, this shit is cash-money!
by Someguy98989 March 05, 2009
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Another word for currency. Something that people slave over doing unrewarding tasks to earn. Something that limits what basic needs a person/family can have as well as what activities, possessions a person/family can enjoy. The system is not perfect but it works better than the barter system. It's not the money that's evil. It's the currency system that can corrupt people if they let it. People give up everything to earn it, but end up with nothing. People cut each other's throats and kill each other for it. People become ignorant just because they have more of it. Money is stupid.
Monopoly guy: I love money. Average Joe: how can you say that? I hate money.
by Dat'smymamma January 28, 2011
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A wonderful material that equates power and high social status, forged from denim
Hey, i think i will use my money to get a higher social class and some food.
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