Currency in the form of paper or metal. Sometimes a few pieces of this paper can be worth more than your life.
They say money can't buy happiness... IT DAMN WELL HELPS THOUGH.
by Asddsasd January 29, 2009
A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.
If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.
by rogerthewhale March 3, 2014
A piece of glorified toilet paper that humans put value on.
Money is not bad, but strange indeed.
by 322997am April 15, 2017
Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.
You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)
by Rick VH May 27, 2003