Money 

Currency in the form of paper or metal. Sometimes a few pieces of this paper can be worth more than your life.

They say money can't buy happiness... IT DAMN WELL HELPS THOUGH.

Money by Asddsasd January 29, 2009

Money 

A piece of glorified toilet paper that humans put value on.

Money is not bad, but strange indeed.

Money by 322997am April 15, 2017

Money 

A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.

If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.

Money by rogerthewhale March 12, 2014

money 

The root of all evil.

Money; Cant live with it, cant live without it.

money by *Dee* June 11, 2006

Money 

Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."

Money by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Money 

slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.

You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)

Money by Rick VH May 27, 2003

money 

That stuff you buy drugs with.

I gotta get some money.

money by OhMyGosh...................... June 28, 2011