PWS27's definitions

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

by PWS27 June 3, 2017

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 25, 2017

Magic mushrooms

Magic mushrooms are hallucinogenic mushrooms (shrooms) that have come in contact with cow manure. Pretty trippy.

Magic mushrooms make the world go round.

by PWS27 July 24, 2017

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Go ape

Go ape is a funny way of saying to lose your mind, or go ballistic.

I will go ape on you if you touch me again.

by PWS27 August 10, 2017

Reverse psychology

Reverse psychology is thinking that is the opposite of how the human brain works. For example, if green is the color of grass, then it must be a primary color. However, we know that the only primary colors are red, blue, and yellow.

Sigmund Freud stated, "All of us are just trash." However, God created us for great purpose and Sigmund Freud is an atheist, so if you are a Christian this is totally Reverse psychology because it's just plain wrong and false. Since atheists are non-believers this is the normal way of thinking, especially from a religious perspective. Yet, the statement is so crazy that some atheists would probably convert to being religious just by hearing something this ridiculous.

by PWS27 April 18, 2018