PWS27's definitions

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

Magic mushrooms

Magic mushrooms are hallucinogenic mushrooms (shrooms) that have come in contact with cow manure. Pretty trippy.

Magic mushrooms make the world go round.

by PWS27 July 24, 2017

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

From the D to the A

From the D to the A means to have sex and then immediately switch over to butt sex without any breaks.

From the D to the A homie!

by PWS27 February 10, 2019

brain sludge

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Over The Hedge

Going Over The Hedge is a funny expression that means to lose control of one's emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Named after the animated movie Over The Hedge.

The Energizer bunny went Over The Hedge because he had way too many cups of coffee one morning and banged his drum much more frequently as a result. Believe me when I say this, that cotton bunny tail was moving!

by PWS27 September 28, 2017

daymare

A daymare is similar to a nightmare, except that you have it during the day. A daymare could stem from paying your taxes to having to go to a dreaded job performance review meeting with your boss.

Mark had a daymare when he realized how many job related e-mails he had to reply to.

by PWS27 August 11, 2017