Unexpected

The Spanish Inquisition

The Spanish Inquisition were unexpected

Unexpected by Dick smalley November 8, 2019

unexpected

Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.

idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!

unexpected by causeidontsayfck February 7, 2009

unexpected

an antonym of expected
what is not expected
finding something you weren't looking for.

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the 'unexpected expected', and the 'expected unexpected?'

unexpected by MWAHu November 8, 2006

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

Unexpected Cream Sniff 

The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.

“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man”

Unexpected Cream Sniff by SlangForDays October 21, 2020

unexpected jihad 

Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"

Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"

unexpected jihad by Niggatack December 22, 2015

Unexpected Shark 

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.

I hit her with the unexpected shark!

Unexpected Shark by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010