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unexpected

Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.
idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!
unexpected by causeidontsayfck February 7, 2009

unexpected

an antonym of expected
what is not expected
finding something you weren't looking for.
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the 'unexpected expected', and the 'expected unexpected?'
unexpected by MWAHu November 8, 2006

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Unexpected Cream Sniff 

The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.
“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man”

unexpected jihad 

Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"
Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"
unexpected jihad by Niggatack December 22, 2015

Unexpected Shark 

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.
I hit her with the unexpected shark!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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