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A tv program created in 1972 to more educate people about economic topics. If you turned to the channel, you were bound to learn sonthing new. But that changed quickly.

By early the 90's the company who owned TLC filed bankruptcy and the discovery channel bought TLC. Instead of making more educational shows, like you would think they would (hence the name DISCOVERY channel), they started to make reality shows. No big deal. A few reality shows isn't so bad. But no. They COMPLETLEY stopped shows about education and before you know it, TLC turned into a channel about dwarfs, morbidly obese people, people with very abnormal addictions such as sniffing used diapers and bathing in gasoline, VERY cheap families, and last but not least, a fuck ton of Karens about their everyday life with their "terrible husband" or some bullshit along those lines. The Learning Channel, or as it used to be, is only good at giving you AIDS everytime you accidentally switch to it, and as you start to see a couple with like 10 daughters or grown woman eating rocks or couch cusions, you slowly grow more and more addicted to TLC.

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Tender Loving Care, often used to distinguish between physical care (e.g. medical care) and care in the reassurance and companionship sense.

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The biggest selling female group in music history. Selling millions upon millions of albums and singles. TLC stands for T-Boz, Left Eye, & Chilli. With the successful release of their debut album, Ooooooohhh...On The TLC Tip, and follow up success, CrazySexyCool, TLC have become every day household names. 1999's FanMail marked the cutting edge futuristic sound which still is in effect today.

On April 25, 2002, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes passed away in a car crash while vacationing in Honduras with several others including family members. 2002 also marked the release of TLC's first album without Lisa, 3D. However, the album did include posthumous raps from the late Lopes.