hands

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

by Jonathon, Bumm, Jope, Ryan, and Tyger August 27, 2007

hands

The ability to catch a football very easily, and barely ever drop it no matter the difficulty.

Randy Moss has hands dawg.

by Kevin M. M December 01, 2006

hands

the part on your body at the end of your arms with fingers that you type with dumbass!

My hands are cold!

by coca November 01, 2003

hands

You say HANDS when someone basically says something wrong, and when you do say HANDS then you get to slap that person in the hand. But if they say NO HANDS then you don't slap them. - Fun to play anywhere.

Teacher: We are going to learn about math today.
Student 1: Did she say we were gonna learn about math tomorow?
Student 2: NO! I'm pretty sure she said today, HANDS!

by BG SHYBOY September 29, 2006

hands

Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 01, 2007

hands

In the world of graffiti, short for a handstlyle.

We caught hands up and down that bridge last night.

by DEMO ONE August 18, 2008

hands

dirty hands that are red and wrinkling, lower area of the humanbody

justin had a dirty hands!

by Chris Macedo April 06, 2004