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Eugene is a cringe worthy individual mostly known for his white knight activities where he tries to get female approval at expense of his own dignity also known for his school shooting activities his failed woman hunting missions and most notably for being weird and too nice to woman. Eugenes are physically weak and can't stand up for themselves so they wil usually go to the gym and try to befriend a Alpha Male in order to try and look cool to females but this mostly results in them failing. Eugenes will mostly get bullied and taken advantage of for being dumb. stay away cause sooner or later eugenes will try to get the master prestige rank


can usually be found wearing a fedora they also wear glasses, cheap clothes and expensive big shoes that look lame. Eugenes will also have a fucked haircut

Classification Level
Beyond Beta Male

Known Mission's

*Kiss close accomplished

*Mating Season failed

*Fadora Song accomplished

*Getting her Phone number failed

*School Shootings accomplished/failed
*Kidnapping Birdman failed
*Help her Pay collage accomplished
*Help her buy shoes accomplished
*Egirls donations accomplished

*When Eugene reaches into his backpack you know it's time to run.
*Never interact with a eugene.
*Never befriend or have a connection with a eugene even if you feel bad for them.
*Just leave them be cause if bothered they might add you to the list

Research done by Dr Apex
Person 1: that guy is weird

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Eugene is a weird guy that usually gets bullied every day at school and wears a trench coat and a fedora. There's also that time that Eugene gets fed up and brings his "new backpack" to school, which is a bigger bag, so that his weapons can fit.
Eugene's weapon is usually an AK-47
Eugene also claims that he's not a rapist, harasser, kidnapper, etc., But he absolutely is, and if he calls you actractive, you know it's time to run, because if you don't he will kidnap you to his house full of fedoras and will rape you.
When Eugene is reaching out in his new backpack for more then 5 seconds, you know it's time to run.
You: Do you like fedoras?
Eugene: Yeah, I love them!
You: We've got a code Eugene here!
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A mentally unstable individual who typically sports a fedora and will attempt to shoot up a school with his nerf guns
What’s that kid doing?

Shit Eugene is reaching into his backpack

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by BirdyBoiJt July 21, 2018
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A cringeworthy individual usaully spotted stalking children in parks or trying to pick up girls. commonly seen wearing crocs and/or fedoras.
"Hey Eugene I like your Call of Duty shirt."
*Eugene pulls gun out and starts shooting up the school.*
by Sky Keith April 01, 2016
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A male that tries to flirt with girls and has a famous pick up line of "Do you watch youtube"
Oh there goes the eugene again"-Birdman
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