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A cringeworthy individual who is known for his school shooting activities and can usually be found wearing a trench coat and/or a fedora.
When Eugene reaches into his backpack you know it's time to run.
by Frog Eye July 06, 2016
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A cringeworthy individual who is known for his school shooting activities and can usually be spotted wearing a trench coat and/or a fedora.
When Eugene reaches into his backpack you know it's time to run.
by That guy Birdman July 31, 2016
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Eugene

Eugene(s) can only be described by the following: wears fedora , is very cringe worthy, sports a neck-beard, fat,skinny young, old,etc.

Eugene(s) always tries to pick girls up but instead fails every single time.

He might take drastic radical actions to get a female to have sexual intercourse with him(them), even if sexual harassment or rape is the only option!

He also tries to infiltrate the comment section on Birdman's YouTube Channel, but will always be caught and roasted by the 36 year old Birdman himself!

Beware of Eugene!
Boy #1: Dude, who the creep trying to ask that girl out over there?
Boy#2: Oh, it's Eugene . He's a bit of a fucken weirdo! He always wearing a Rainbow Dash shirt and a fedora hat to impress the ladies!
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by Satirical Rabbit June 09, 2016
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Noun:
A cowardly and quirky individual who is rejected by society and is forced into a life of sociopathic tendencies
Eugene put on his fedora and trench coat before enduring the brave world outside the sanctuary he called home.
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A person who is not accepted in society, usually wears a trench coat and a fedora and shoots up schools while also trying to touch girls.
1.My school got shot by a Eugene

2. That girl got raped by a Eugene
by AlexZ69 January 12, 2017
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The weird kid who sits in the front of the class and you want to say "hi" to everyday so you're not a victim of the shooting when Eugene reaches in the backpack for more than 10 seconds. Eugene is known for having no style, no sense of humor, still deals Pokemon cards in 2016 and has an extremely small penis. The female version of the Eugene a.k.a Eugena is the exact same, except usually portrayed as a feminist.
Patrick: If Eugene reaches in his bag for more than 10 seconds you and me are fine for saying hi to him everyday.
Owen: Yee beo, I know. Just slowly and calmly walk through the door.
Eugene: *click clack*

*Owen and Patrick then proceed to run out of the school.*
by Pxttyy June 28, 2016
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A Eugene is often characterized as someone who is cringe-worthy, wears a fedora, cheap polo shirt, Trenchcoat, and a bowl haircut. Eugenes are not good with women, often times performing dance routines or committing sexual assault. In their natural habitat Eugenes think it is okay to shoot others. Eugenes often suffer from mental disorders and do not see what they do as wrong. Beware of Eugenes at all time when they reach into there bookbag to pull out a AK or other Gun. Be prepared to call emergency services and intitate a Code Eugene if you see a Eugene acting suspicious reaching into his backpack. Some Eugene's even believe that if you are a legal adult but you feel 5 years old , that it is okay to hang with 5 year old girls. You can find Eugenes in their natural habitat at your local school sitting at a table with rejecA Eugene is often characterized as someone who is cringe-worthy, wears a fedora, cheap polo shirt, Trenchcoat, and a bowl haircut. Eugenes are not good with women, often times performing dance routines or committing sexual assault. In their natural habitat Eugenes think it is okay to shoot others. Eugenes often suffer from mental disorders and do not see what they do as wrong. Beware of Eugenes at all time when they reach into there bookbag to pull out a AK or other Gun. Be prepared to call emergency services and intitate a Code Eugene if you see a Eugene acting suspicious reaching into his backpack.
Noah:Hey watch out for that Eugene, he might have a gun in that backpack.
Jo:Hey when a Eugene puts his hand into his backpack it is time to run.
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by KlayThompson2k17 June 29, 2016
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