Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

Diet Water

A clear alcoholic drink in a water bottle, esp. vodka.

Hey this isn't water! It must be diet water.

by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch October 4, 2009

Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.

Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"

by Hugh Gerection The Sixty-Ninth December 30, 2017

Diet Water

An alcoholic drink that is considered healthy.

Person A: Hey! Wanna drink some Diet Water tonight with me?
Person B: No sorry, don’t really think any alcoholic drink is healthy

by Hennessee November 12, 2019

diet water

ls water with out ice. Only dumb people order this and be serious.

"today i went to burger king and i ordered a diet water!!"

by silly old bean June 26, 2009

Diet water

Another word for tomfoolery or fuckery. It refers to a situation or something making no sense; such as, deit water witch makes no sense.

What kind of diet water is this shit!

by E-pizzel August 20, 2018

diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense

this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid

by man im dead August 24, 2020