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by dref said right June 12, 2004
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The end result of going through the American educational system.
Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
by m1z_w1z_11 August 27, 2005
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Phil Jones, Alexis Sanchez, Chris Smalling and especially Ashley Young.
These players are fucking useless. Ole is ruining the club.
by Man Utd supporter May 25, 2019
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useless is an adjective used to describe many things such as the useless blobs group chat on twitter. this group chat consists of many people from the New Rules fandom on twitter
“have you seen that group chat the New Rules lads don’t take any notice of?”

“oh the useless blobs group chat i know them”
by member of the useless blobs December 29, 2019
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1. anything that has little or no use.

2. any obbject of which has no use.

3. the opposite of usefull(also see: feckless).

4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab (see example of useless drivel down below).
Gayrab: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"
by TA June 17, 2004
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