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The year I'm writing this in
It's not the beginning of 2017 but it's almost the end. Like if you are reading this in 2018 or above
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by Flashtj216 September 23, 2017
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The traumatic reign of the dab, water bottle flip, fidget spinners, and slime
Just thinking about 2017 gives me PTSD!
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by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018
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Donald Trump will become president, a shit-ton of new movies are coming out, and it's going to go by just like every other year. Jesus people, if the world didn't end in 2012, it's not going to happen in 2017. Trump getting elected is not "the end of the world".

And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.
2017 is the year I finally fulfill my New Years' resolutions. Yes I know I said the same thing about 2016, but I mean it this time.
by Sentinel Stark December 19, 2016
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The year that:

*Donald Trump, the most hated president in U.S. history, became president
*Liberals, still triggered that Hillary didn't win the electoral college, create huge protests (like the Women's March) in response to Trump, his personality, and his policies
*Kim Jong-nam is murdered
*Park Geun-hye is impeached and removed
*The Patriots won the super bowl AGAIN
*World Expo in Kazakhstan
*Cassini's mission around Saturn will finally end
*7 planets including a few potentially habitable ones are discovered around "TRAPPIST-1", making it more likely we are not alone in the universe o_o
*Good movies, video games, and technology are coming out
*The cancerous Emoji movie is coming out, too
*Hip hop might start dominating the music charts again like it did in the 2000's
*Less celebrity deaths (so far) than 2016
*Memes such as wot in tarnation and cash me outside howbow dah become popular
*Less politics and media than 2016, and Trump dominates the news

Overall, looking to be a better, albeit more boring, year than 2016. Better because of less celebrity deaths, less annoying media stories (except for things like Trump's "fake news"), and other obvious reasons, but more boring because of no Olympics, etc. since this is an odd-numbered year. Anyway, it's just another year.
2017 was born out of the wreck that was 2016.
by Steve820 March 18, 2017
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The year of oversensitive 9-13 year olds using “DANK MEMES” and talking about having sex and smoking weed, Trump, North Korea, Kim Jong Un, Las Vegas shooting, crime skyrockets, terrible movies, the “laughing crying” emoji, songs that still go on about drugs and sex with no real meaning (most songs have been this way for the last 12 years), and overall just a terrible year. Good riddance.
Tyler: “2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and now 2017 have all been terrible! Five bad years in a row!”
Ryan: “Nah, only 2016 and 2017 were bad for me. If cell phones didn’t exist today’s kids would be more social.”
by q543frodomar May 31, 2018
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The year that was born out of the ashes of 2016 which had so many stupid things.
thank god 2016 over, maybe now i can rest now that 2017 has started
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong December 31, 2016
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