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The year I'm writing this in
It's not the beginning of 2017 but it's almost the end. Like if you are reading this in 2018 or above
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by Flashtj216 September 23, 2017
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Donald Trump will become president, a shit-ton of new movies are coming out, and it's going to go by just like every other year. Jesus people, if the world didn't end in 2012, it's not going to happen in 2017. Trump getting elected is not "the end of the world".

And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.
2017 is the year I finally fulfill my New Years' resolutions. Yes I know I said the same thing about 2016, but I mean it this time.
by Sentinel Stark December 19, 2016
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The year that:

*Donald Trump, the most hated president in U.S. history, became president
*Liberals, still triggered that Hillary didn't win the electoral college, create huge protests (like the Women's March) in response to Trump, his personality, and his policies
*Kim Jong-nam is murdered
*Park Geun-hye is impeached and removed
*The Patriots won the super bowl AGAIN
*World Expo in Kazakhstan
*Cassini's mission around Saturn will finally end
*7 planets including a few potentially habitable ones are discovered around "TRAPPIST-1", making it more likely we are not alone in the universe o_o
*Good movies, video games, and technology are coming out
*The cancerous Emoji movie is coming out, too
*Hip hop might start dominating the music charts again like it did in the 2000's
*Less celebrity deaths (so far) than 2016
*Memes such as wot in tarnation and cash me outside howbow dah become popular
*Less politics and media than 2016, and Trump dominates the news

Overall, looking to be a better, albeit more boring, year than 2016. Better because of less celebrity deaths, less annoying media stories (except for things like Trump's "fake news"), and other obvious reasons, but more boring because of no Olympics, etc. since this is an odd-numbered year. Anyway, it's just another year.
2017 was born out of the wreck that was 2016.
by Steve820 March 18, 2017
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A year not yet over at the time of writing, but one that easily puts 2016 to shame. 2017 has been 10 months so far of face-palming Trump decisions, doom and gloom, depression, nuclear threats, a rising hard-Right, terror attacks, treason investigations, and really, really, shitty pop music. Like, really bad.

Now don't come to me complaining about the celebrities that died last year!

It's okay though. It's not the end of the world. It's just another year in the accelerating decline of it.
"Oh well, at least 2017 isn't as bad as 1917."
by áutechre November 08, 2017
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The year that was born out of the ashes of 2016 which had so many stupid things.
thank god 2016 over, maybe now i can rest now that 2017 has started
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong December 31, 2016
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The year where nothing will get any better from the previous year.Donald Trump will officially be our president and we will have too hear 2,000 more sexual allegations against him.A lot of more beloved celebrities will die and other well known people will die.Another year where Hillary and other people can't face the fact that Trump won.Nothing good will happen.
Joe-hey, are you ready for 2017?
George-another year of shit falling to crush us all?Yeah...no thanks.
by Steveyman December 24, 2016
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