cockt

When you’re pulling down her panties and are hit by a ten inch cock.

Friend: dude wtf happened to your face, it’s purple and bruised.
Me: yeah I know I got cockt last night. One second she is a rare breed of girl and then she has a problem with her vagina, the problem is she doesn’t have one!

by Kitty tickled her dad and Won December 16, 2018

Cocktail friends

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.

John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.

by pyra023 October 21, 2010

Cock Chameleon

A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .

Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

cock fight

When two men(cocks) vie for the same woman. One man(cock) is typically the challenger cock and is out to take the other cocks wife or companion away from him because he wants to fuck her. Akin to two cocks in a cock fight(see other definitions for cock fight). Often starts in a bar as a mental fight then escalates to a physical fight. This situation is generally a police magnet with one or both cocks arrested. The woman may de-escalate the cockfight if she so chooses by staying with her husband(companion). Although the woman may get an ego boost and let it continue. Potentially, the woman they are vying for may get fucked by the winner or she may feel sorry for the loser and fuck him. May even be performed in front of others to the losing cocks humiliation.

An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between

me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.

by FriendlyCock December 14, 2019

Cock fight

When two or more hormonal men face off.

Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.

by Threve August 11, 2019

come all over your cock

Phrase used by many prostitutes/sex workers as an encouraging and motivating cheer to their current at-the-moment clientele in the hopes that the customer will hurry up and come so that their sex act can be finished and brought to a close.

Rolling her eyes as she wished she could be somewhere else besides where she was, Betsy got a hold on her urge to laugh, and with the most serious and ecstatic voice she could produce told David, "Ohhh yes, baby. I am fixing to come so hard I'm going to come all over your cock". Grinning big and proud of herself for not laughing, Betsy could hear David begin his vocalization of him coming inside her. 'Next' thought Betsy as she accidentally farted while David was still inside her.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2020

oh cock

This is a phrase used mostly by James May when something (as it inevitably does) goes wrong on Top Gear, often when an amphibious vehicle challenge leaves him spinning in circles or in the drink.

James May: Oh Cock!

<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>

Richard Hammond: LOL

Jeremy Clarkson: LOL

by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013