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Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
by moonlightbizzle October 04, 2018
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During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight
Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"
by SuperbadDefinitions October 02, 2019
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The month of October, as renamed by the Spice Channel, xtube, and various other porn resources.
See all your favorites sucking and fucking every day, $35 an hour, only for the month of Cocktober.
by Julia Murney June 09, 2007
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The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏
Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏
by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019
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The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
by Scrotum Slayer November 07, 2019
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