1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.
Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.
He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.
2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.
Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.
He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.
2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?
Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?
Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>
Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?
Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>
Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013
Get the Richard Hammondmug. Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.
by badassgirl February 20, 2011
Get the Looking Problemmug. An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.
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...not very often.
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
Get the Jeremy Clarksonmug. The Kakapo, a large, nocturnal, flightless parrot endemic to New Zealand which is both tree & ground dwelling. It is in decline & is in great danger of going extinct within the next few decades due to the introduction of unnatural predators into their habitat, such as mustelids (stoats, weasels, ferrets) & cats. Conservationists are trying to protect this amazing & now rare species by dedicating whole islands to the quarantine of the bird. The only island where it can now be found in the wild is Codfish Island, & the species is now classed as critically endangered due to the fact that there are only 126 known living individuals...
singular: Kakapo. plural: Kakapo/Kakapos
singular: Kakapo. plural: Kakapo/Kakapos
If you want to find out some more about Kakapo, i recommend either watching this:
The Unnatural History Of The Kakapo
on youtube, or visiting one of the following sites:
www.arkive.org
www.wikipedia.com
The Unnatural History Of The Kakapo
on youtube, or visiting one of the following sites:
www.arkive.org
www.wikipedia.com
by BadAssGirl January 04, 2014
Get the Kakapomug. That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.
Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?
Person: 32, why?
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.
Person: ☹ God Dammit.
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?
Person: 32, why?
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.
Person: ☹ God Dammit.
by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013
Get the GrinchHoodmug. Someone who enlightens you, guides you to the fountain of knowledge, who is funny, kind, & will make you laugh, who understands your problems & will try to help you solve them.
The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.
You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..
The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.
You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..
Girl: My French teacher is possibly the Best Teacher Ever!
Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
Get the The Best Teacher Evermug. This is a phrase used mostly by James May when something (as it inevitably does) goes wrong on Top Gear, often when an amphibious vehicle challenge leaves him spinning in circles or in the drink.
James May: Oh Cock!
<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>
Richard Hammond: LOL
Jeremy Clarkson: LOL
<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>
Richard Hammond: LOL
Jeremy Clarkson: LOL
by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013
Get the oh cockmug.