inch

a unit of currency that describes the thickness of a stack of one-hundred dollar bills used as payment for services rendered by very good prostitutes; coined in the film The World Is Not Enough
Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch.
Bull gives each girl an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave.
Zukovsky: And make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?
by yourpseudonymhere April 06, 2009
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inch

A rating system for the male penis.

10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic

the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"

timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
by dood November 13, 2004
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inch

The small strech of skin between the asshold and the balls/vagina.
Noun: 1. He wanted me to give him a rim job, but his asshole was a little nasty. So I licked his inch instead. 2. I tried to jump that fence between ours' and the Smiths yard, but I slipped on the post and smacked my inch.
3. I don't know how I got a streak of crap in that area of my underwear -- under my balls. When am I going to learn to wipe my ass from the back... and not from my butt hole up my inch.
by bobber August 03, 2004
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Inch for Inch

When two men compare penis sizes as a show of dominance

Originated by sincerelymarquise
You keep chatting but you won’t go inch for inch with me

Bro keeps ducking the inch for inch
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An Inch

An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.
Don’t worry about what the girls say, listen to the boys, an inch is huge.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 03, 2023
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Inches

What girls say to other girls with long hair
Keke:why tamia mom let her get a sew in?
Lysha:girl that’s real hair
Keke:dangggg she got inches!
by Tamia.luvs.2pac October 30, 2017
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inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.
Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"
by Jim March 11, 2005
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