85 definitions by will bitten

Tat Knuck

A person who has letters tattooed on their knuckles that may or may not form a word.

This Tat Knuck fuck was making my Shwarma and I saw Love and Hate on each hand. Dude decide.

by will bitten April 14, 2018

Bar Tourettes

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

by will bitten June 30, 2018

Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

by will bitten October 29, 2017

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 8, 2017

Dallas Tuxedo

A combination ensemble of a Jean shirt and a pair of orange tab Levi's

I went to a bar in Texas and every dude was wearing a Dallas Tuxedo!

by will bitten October 7, 2016

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017

Allahtosis

When ISIS is talking shit with their propaganda.

The only way to rid the world of
Allahtosis is to gargle on hot death

by will bitten January 5, 2017