Clarkson 

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

"CLARKSON!!"

Clarkson by TedCourse April 27, 2020

Clarkson 

An erection at an inconvenient time.

Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*

Clarkson by dixie&adrii March 26, 2010

Clarkson 

Fraqua, argument, disagreement.

I had a bit of a clarkson with the guy at the shop about the prices.

Clarkson by Wordella73 March 29, 2015

Clarkson 

An absolute idiot of a kid.

Annoying motherfucker, always whines like a bitch.

What the fuck are you doing, you fucking CLARKSON cunt.

Fuck me your a Clarkson, my fucking brother is retarded

Clarkson by DADDYLEGS90 February 14, 2022

Clarkson 

Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.

Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.

The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.

I joined a fraternity at Clarkson, now I pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!

Clarkson by Golden Shower Knight March 31, 2009

Clarkson 

Don't even get my started on this suburb.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.

'ESHAYS BRUAH'
'Goddamit the eshays are in Clarkson again'
'YOU GOT THESE IN A SIZE 10 BRUAH?'

Clarkson by Your Local Perth Guide September 6, 2020

Clarkson 

A Clarkson is a man with a good heart .

He is the definition of "perfect boyfriend " . He's willing to do anything just to make you smile when you're feeling down . A Clarkson will love you and care for you . He will love you more than you love him and he's a man of word . So better find a Clarkson.

Clarkson let's get married

Clarkson by - sheeesh June 8, 2021