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smegel

A Person that stands you up, and blows you off
I called Deb about our lunch date and she didn't answer her voice mail or call me back. What a smegel
by Bonster September 6, 2006
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smeel mainly

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.
"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."
by el poop July 11, 2017
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shmegela

Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela
by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021
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Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018
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Smegladon

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
by Gman15561 March 27, 2019
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Siegel stain

Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.
I will never get the smell out of this couch from all those Siegel stains.
by wardo021 February 27, 2015
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Jason Segel

Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.

He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)

Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.

Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Jason Segel is today's version of Jimmy Stewart.
by millymoo303 April 8, 2009
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