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A Person that stands you up, and blows you off
I called Deb about our lunch date and she didn't answer her voice mail or call me back. What a smegel
smegel by Bonster September 6, 2006
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smeel mainly 

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.
"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."
smeel mainly by el poop July 11, 2017
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Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela
shmegela by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Siegel stain 

Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.
I will never get the smell out of this couch from all those Siegel stains.
Siegel stain by wardo021 February 27, 2015

Jason Segel

Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.

He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)

Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.

Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Jason Segel is today's version of Jimmy Stewart.

Jason Segel by millymoo303 April 8, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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