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mornin’ 

Diaclectic for morning.
mornin’ by MamTh!!!!111 June 1, 2022

mornin wood 

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy
i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood
mornin wood by ross March 5, 2004

mornin' hornin' 

Someone who wakes up wanting sex.
This girl woke up mornin' hornin' today.
mornin' hornin' by Welsh Rabbi October 22, 2013

Mornin Thanksgivings 

Mornin Thanksgivings is a delightful drink that consists of sparks and wounderful Arbor Mist wine with a splash of fruit. It is great in the mornin to wake a person up or great at dinner time with the family to end those dramatic pauses.
Drink it with friends, drink it with family, or just drink it alone Mornin Thanksgivings are great everywhere in every situation!!
Mornin Thanksgivings by Glen Burkam October 31, 2006

Mornin’ Hole 

Very tight, not yet wet, morning pussy. Perfect time to hit that pussy if she’s normally a little on the loose meat side.
Rachel’s mornin’ hole is so tight it turns me into a two pump chump. That same shit later in the day is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I rolled over for some momin’ hole today. Man that shit was tight.

mornin' glory 

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!
What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!
mornin' glory by Arbani October 15, 2015
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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