Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Smegladon

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

Smegadon

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.

Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.

by crabstein December 17, 2008

Megaladonculus

To have a big ass(own persons).

My ass is megaladonculus!

by Deeznoots67 March 15, 2023