something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.
Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"
by Quack3rs October 31, 2019
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Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021
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The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
Guy:She's my girlfriend and if you touch her I'll kick your ass!!!!
Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone.
The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.
by lev1234567 June 21, 2009
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A girlfriend is something that everyone wish to have.
Its something that keeps you going when everything looks skata, when the sky is cloudy.
Its also something that you wanna hug and kiss all the time and make love too.
Its what makes you worry about , what makes you cry and smile and hope and dream.
You wanna die everytime you make it sad or cry and wanna kill yourself for not beign there when she needs you.
Its something that makes you wanna be a better man just so you can make her happy
Its something great and priceless and delicious and warm.
by Manthukos January 21, 2009
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A girlfriend is a woman who makes life amazing for the man that she is in a relationship with.

She is a female friend with whom a man has a romantic and sexual relationship. The male counterpart of a girlfriend is a boyfriend. A great girlfriend will support you throughout your life, and you should support her as well.

Girlfriends and Boyfriends loving and having sex with each other is essential to reproduction.

A girlfriend may eventually become a wife of a man who will become her husband.
Man 1: After a long day of work, my girlfriend makes my life easy and my dick hard.
Man 2: ...I wish I had one...
by Understand the World September 02, 2019
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A female who means the world to you. Someone who you love, would die for, and would do anything just so they could smile. If she is feeling sad, so will you. Vice versa if she's happy. You must treat this person right, respectfully with allot of love and care.
I cannot wait till I can see my girlfriend this weekend!
by Superjj9930 May 05, 2015
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A beautiful creature that some dudes dream of having but never will.
Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend?

Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.

Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.

Tito: Word.
by Uptown NY NY July 10, 2008
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