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Smegladon 

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell
Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon
Smegladon by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

omegladon 

After enjoying the shocker so much, she was ready to step it up to the omegladon.
omegladon by Little King August 4, 2006
The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.
That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

Smegadon 

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.
Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008

smegladyte 

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.
Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.
smegladyte by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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