An illegitimate state.
Please. None of us have time to discuss such childish topics such as 'atheism, 'human rights,' or 'France.'
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 19, 2021
a good country with awesome landmarks and pastries
all stereotypes are false, I've been there. for some reason many people here in America harbor ridiculous prejudice against them.
all stereotypes are false, I've been there. for some reason many people here in America harbor ridiculous prejudice against them.
kid who has never left his state:FUCKING FRENCH I HATE THEM!
me:why?
kid who has never left his state:CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!
me:Ok see where that logic gets you.
kid who has never left his state:EVIL FRENCH AH HA HA HA
me: go to France then judge it.
kid who never left his state:DON'T NEED TO CAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ALREADY!
me:k retard
me:why?
kid who has never left his state:CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!
me:Ok see where that logic gets you.
kid who has never left his state:EVIL FRENCH AH HA HA HA
me: go to France then judge it.
kid who never left his state:DON'T NEED TO CAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ALREADY!
me:k retard
by kirbyman1 March 24, 2008
"Man...France sucks. The french dont like Bush, Hamburgers, fat people, ugly people, American english, capitalism, consumerism, huge SUVs and so many good things that improve our planet!"
" your right...Im going to germany, I heard after WW2, every girl bends over for an American or Russian !"
" your right...Im going to germany, I heard after WW2, every girl bends over for an American or Russian !"
by NIKK3333 September 05, 2008
A country whose soldiers marched row by row into German machine gun fire in the beginning of World War 1. 500, 000 French soldiers died this way in The Great War. This is the same country that is ridiculed today for having a 'cowardly' military history.
by Russell Prazak January 15, 2005
Oh I forgot the point of William the Conqueror, his descendend the Avegin John (the John from Robin Hood, if you don't know who I mean) was the king the barons of England forced to sign the Magna Carta. Hence, beginning the idea of social contract, which is the basis for our own Consitution!
by The Omnipotent Seal March 29, 2003
France is a country that fought side by side with Americans on American soil during the American war of independence. Also, the counrty that built and gave as a gift the greatest symbol of America, the Statue of Liberty.
by Grislock May 09, 2003
A western european country. Also called "The Hexagone" by geometry-deficient journalists. 1000 km x 1000 km in its wider dimensions, but still a kick-ass country. Judge by yourself:
-35 hrs working hours a week, 5 weeks paid holidays a year, and still the 4th economy on the planet.
-main audience (hence funding source) for W. Hallen and D. Lynch movies, among others, thus supporting non-mainstream US movie industry
-full of people who still beleive that democracy mean that the government should be an emanation of People's will (unlike what happens in nowadays in most "democratic" countries,including the US.). But still managed to elect one of the craziest dictator-wanabees ever as president (N. Sarkozy). Crazy French people ;).
-Full of people who drink alcool and/or smoke like crazy, eat fat and tasty dishes, but still have a lower incidence of stroke, obesity, or even cancer, than in most of "civilized" countries.
-A country where oral sex is indeed considered as sex, but where sex is still not considered as a bad thing (this point may explain the upper one ;) )
-A country full of people who have an annoying accent when they speak english. A country full of people who have the sexiest accent ever when they speak english. (depending on the relative genders of the speaker and audience).
-The main reason why the US are now an autonomous country. And they did that only to annoy England. ;)
-The country which likes the most annoying the US (and other "superpower" countries, not to cite Russia), just for fun (and Principles, whatever this means to non-French people)
-The native country of Rousseau, Voltaire et al., who initiated the "siècle des lumières" and came up with the aforementioned Principles, now very useful when it comes to annoying other countries. Subsequently, a refuge for numerous free-thinkers (who said "just to annoy other countries"?). Famous examples are Leon Sedov (son of Leon Trotsky), just to annoy the USSR who was seeking to kill him, or Salman Rushdie, just to annoy the Ayatollas. The former was assassinated in Paris by a KGB agent whereas the second is still alive, which would tend to prove that the efficiency of French security services improved, or that the KGB was more efficient than islamist activists ;).
-The country the notion of "Human Rights" comes from (origin in the aforementioned "siècle des lumières"), but which is now one of the countries in Europe where they are the less observed in prisoners' treatment (just after Turkey). That's what "living on your reputation" means, folks! Still giving lessons around about human rights, just to annoy other countries (exactly the same as the US do about democracy).
-The country where the first touristic destination in the world is located (aka Paris). Note that people from Paris are considered as weird and unpleasant by most of the other people in France. You're not the only one ;). But some people say that they're that way just to annoy people from other countries!
-and so on... you can imagine the other sarcastic-but-friendly comments by yourself if you've been there! (And if you haven't, go and see before writing bullshit!)
-man, I tell ya, French people are jerks!
-Shut your shithole, you've only been to Paris, you don't know France!
-Shut your shithole, you've only been to Paris, you don't know France!
by PiLS November 02, 2007