by Zojase October 20, 2001
An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
by Captn Ben November 01, 2005
Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00
by Jendo October 28, 2005
A foul-smelling, cheese-like, sabacious secretion that collects under the foreskin or around the clitoris.
In other words, twat rot.
In other words, twat rot.
by csdd3rd September 26, 2005
Another boring day at work - nothing better to do than scrape smegma off my bell end
- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)
- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)
by Buster Gonad May 16, 2005
A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.
Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!
Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!
by agonzi666 September 27, 2005