hand

An alternative to having a girlfriend

"I just got rejected again, oh well, guess it's just me and my hand again"

by .. December 12, 2003

hand

a substitute for sex used in masturbation

gettin with my hand tonite

by handnhand December 4, 2004

hand

Control in a relationship

Ramone has hand in his relationship. That bitch does whatever he says.

by Fancypants July 1, 2003

hand

A term used in graffiti referring to a quick tag that does not involve bubble letters or anything complicated.

Dude, did you see his hand on the side of the school?

by Ian-- December 19, 2005

hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

by Werther September 23, 2002

hand

used for slapping unobedient children
after all else fails use the hand

sold for $2.99

the kid spit on my shoe
so i gave him a hand in the face

by romanian December 25, 2005

hand

a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."

Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!

by jmac09 October 6, 2007