An alternative to having a girlfriend

When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.

Have a Nice Day. Common sign-off at the end of a tech support forum post, often used in conjunction with HTH. Also used (ineffectively) to placate those for whom no help is available.

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

The ability to catch a football very easily, and barely ever drop it no matter the difficulty.

A person who can catch a football easily or exceptionally well.

the part on your body at the end of your arms with fingers that you type with dumbass!