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Being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.
He pitches like a Segelke.
Segelke by "Segelke" March 17, 2003
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one who is a girl and cant throw over hand
he has to throw under hand like a segelke
Segelke by Anonymous March 18, 2003
one who can't control their bowel movements when drunk
Man, Tim really pulled a segelke!
segelke by desh0881 October 20, 2007
the deepest part of a vaginal orifice, often nasty and disgusting with a mixture of many raunchy smells and fluids.

Also can be used as a verb. "Seelked"
noun: "Damn, I was all in that Seelke. I could definitely tell when I hit it, my dick became bent and an awful smell filled the room."

verb: "That bitch just Seelked all over my dick, now my cock feels like its on fire."
Seelke by the cock goblin November 7, 2010

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026