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All these definitions make me want to masturbate
by 32121 July 22, 2016
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When a male or a female pleasures themselves by touching their genitals as to make them feel like they have just had sex. Everyone does it...don't be embarassed. Wondering how, here you go:
Guys: Make sure no one is watching unless you aren't afraid someone will walk in on you. You can either get naked, just take your pants off or just shove your hand(s) down your pants. Grab your penis, grabbing it whatever way feels comfortable or would make you think you feel more stimulated. Slowly move up and down or side to side or in a circular motion. Progress faster and faster until you cum. And then keep doing it.

Girls: Unless you don't care if someone sees you, make sure no one is around. Take of your bottoms and undies. Grab yourself, moving up and down. Rub you clit. If you want to, slam your fingers into your pussy. Stop a little before you cum. Wait a few minutes, then repeat. It makes the experience A LOT more stimulating.

PLEASE READ: If this made you honry, please go and masturbate! That's what this was for!
by mmyeah September 06, 2011
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To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).
John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed β€œporn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.

He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
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What guys do all the time and girls never admit to doing.
Guy: Come on, everyone does it. Don't be ashamed to admit you masturbate.
Girl: Ew gross, I would never touch myself.
by Peopleplz June 07, 2009
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1) The most pleasurable thing in the entire universe
2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
1)Even having 3 orgasms, a blow job, and at least 4 cups of cum go down my throat when i fucked my boyfriend last Friday was not as good as when i masturbate.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.

5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!

Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.

Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
by IdontKNOWwhatTOdoNOW June 10, 2009
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when one touches themselves on thier pussy or dick so that they reach a state of pleasure such as an orgasm.

pretty much every1 does it even if they're too ashamed to even admit it to themselves. its ok ppl its totally normal!!!!!

i do it whenevr i feel horny or if im alone at home! its great!
every1 knows how to orgasm unless they're idiots so i'll just say how i do it.

first off im a girl so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate

i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :)

then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump up against it while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile.

so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny
by sexyhornygirl August 17, 2009
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When A person play's with there privates to pleasure there sexual needs
Kiersten : Oh Jake why don't you caress my boobs!
Jake : Do you really want me to stick my hands in your shirt right here at work?
Kiersten : YES!
Jake : Ok!!!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : Now Suck Them!!!
Jake : MMMMMM!
Chad : Wow Jake watching you suck Kiersten's beautiful breast makes me wanna Masturbate!
Kiersten : Uh Jake you need to stop there's a perve watching us!
by SlopNChop June 30, 2017
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