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When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!
All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!
by SuperThought October 01, 2003
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The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018
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1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
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The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.
I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!
by Robdawggy August 31, 2018
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