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Rachel will never fail to surprise you. Often she'll say something random and continue on like nothing happened. If you ask her to repeat it, she'll pretend she doesn't know what you're talking about. She's the loudest person you'll ever meet. No matter where you are, you can hear her. She loves to talk, she never stops. She's nice, but she could also kick your ass. She won't take shit from anyone and she speaks her mind. She's so blunt it may be considered rude. If you break her trust, she'll hold it against you forever. Her friends love her, but pretend like they don't know why. Her friends do what she wants because no one can win an argument against her. Rachel will often softly punch her friends when they are making fun of her, then yell when anyone tries to punch her back. She's very funny and sarcastic. She has an inappropriate sense of humor. Her mind is so far in the gutter, it is the gutter. She is very charismatic and easily coerces people into doing things for her. She loves food, and will take it from anyone. She eats like a maniac but she never gains a single pound. She is likely the skinniest person you know. She loves to complain, even when there's nothing to complain about. She will never share a secret that you've told her without permission. She's very attractive, and most of her male friends have had a crush on her at one point. Most are too scared to ask her out, because she can be intimidating. She flirts with everyone she's around, but isn't aware of it.
Person 1: "Who's yelling?"

Person 2: "Probably just Rachel again, but she isn't yelling, that's her normal speaking volume."
by CrazyTenor October 16, 2019
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The feeling a trans person gets when he/she/they are able to start presenting as the gender they identify as and people start treating them accordingly
When they used my proper pronouns, my gender dysphoria became gender euphoria
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A Rachel is a kind, caring, sweet person. She can come off as naive at first, but if you get to know her, you will realize that she know's a lot. A Rachel is a great person to have fun with. Sarcastic at times, but not in a mean way. A Rachel is a great friend, and would die for her best friends. She worries about her friends and family, and is scared that something will happen to them. She does what she thinks can help, and is great for giving advise to people, not so great at following her own advise. Sometimes Rachel's are misunderstood, and sensitive to little things. Although sensitive, she will defend herself and it is not a good idea to get on the bad side of a Rachel. With a creative mind, and a wild imagination, a Rachel can use her mad ideas for creative things, as well as plans for revenge. She will defend her music, art, friends and family like her life depended on it. Usually an animal lover, and great at art, a Rachel is a smart, loyal, caring person, who will listen to people complaining about everything and not wish to interrupt with her problems. She can be shy and quiet but is usually hyper and loud, with her friends. She will love to laugh and says the wackiest things, to make people laugh. She is an amazing person, with sparkling eyes and a thin small frame. Cute, cuddly, huggable and sweet, a Rachel is an amazing person to know, and better yet to be friends with, as she cares for everyone's problems.
I love my best friend, she's amazing!" "What's her name?" "Rachel, of course!
by MissDarkSunshine January 15, 2011
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Rachel's are leaders not followers you can help her out, follow her, or get out of the way, these lovely ladies take charge, they're fun, smart, artistic, loud, an just flat out the funniest people out there. Very protective of her friends and family, will be very kind to you, but watch out, they have mean streaks in them and can easily kick the shit out of someone if they want to. Sometimes they can be a bit sarcastic, but it's usually in humor or self defense. She probably won't give two flying shits if you say something about her, she'll probably punch you and walk away, but if you insult one of the many people she holds dear well... Lets just say, they'll never find your body. After doing something, weird, frightening or just random, they can say something nonchalantly and carry on normally. They're also quite good looking.
Sometimes Rachel's can have a 'hero-complex' often shouting 'I AM THE HERO!!!' For know good reason, despite that statement which may come off as attention grabbing selfishness, Rachel's are actually very caring and often do good deeds without saying anything being a 'silent hero'

She can and will take many hits in her life, like she's made of metal and is invincible, but she really does have a kind heart and is a huge softy.

Rachel's often give amazing advice as well and will always be willing to be your shoulder to cry on, day or night, she will be there for you.
I was running like a mad man, for my freaking life as the bullies trailed close behind me, I stole a glance back, forgetting to look ahead of me, I crashed into someone, instead of shoving me to the ground, they grabbed me and pulled me behind them.

"What the hell are you guys doing?!?" A girls voice in front of me shouts. I regain my composure after the shock of someone helping me, I look at my defender, it is non other than Rachel, the loud and proud leader.

The bullies tell her to "step aside if she know what's good for her"

Rachel just gives them a look.

"C'mon, wouldn't want to ruin a pretty face like yours, just let us beat that loser and maybe I'll take you on a date with me~"
A boy smirks to her, winking.

"What did you call him?!" She asks angrily. She rips off her shoes and dives at the bullies smacking them all upside the head with her boot.
She punches one in the stomach and quickly turns and kicks one in the groin.

She turns to face me once she's done her work.
"So, wanna go wath TV?" She asks me casually.
by BeTheHero May 28, 2013
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A girl who is everything good in the world and just doesn't realize it. She is beautiful, inside and out, with the prettiest eyes and smile and the wittiest mind. Her interests and obsessions are far and wide, ranging from intellectual to silly, and she can switch from one to the other in a split second. She cares for her friends and family deeply, and is always looking out for them and putting them ahead of herself. Rachel is the type of girl to know more than you, but never talk down to you. Rachel is one of the best things to happen to planet Earth, without doubt.
Wow, she sure is a Rachel!
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Rachel is a person that gets hurt all the time, but puts a smile on to cover it up. She gets stabbed in the back, pushed over her limit, gets left over and over but still maintains to keep her composure. She gives too much, and should expect something in return but doesn't. She is very mature and is the coolest person you could ever get to know. You won't have to think twice about her loyalty.
Rachel, is a person you should have as a friend.

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The most beautiful girl man has ever seen. A girl with the personality of a godess. She is the perfect girlfriend, and goes out of her way to please her man. She is so unbelievable funny and unique, any man would be so proud to be with her. She is perfect in every way, and is an example for all other girls in the world to follow.
Friend 1: "Dude, Rachel is pretty special. You're lucky!"
Friend 2: "I know, I think I love her"
by YoTrinidaddy January 21, 2013
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