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a language that, if spoken, will get you more pussy than you can imagine
Man: Tu me veux?
Woman: French! Oh, come here you stud.
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by FATAL BAZOOOKA January 20, 2009
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A people who have the guts to disagree with Bush. Unlike most other Western European countries, they have never been at war with the USA, and have been actively allied with us in the Revolutionary War and World War I.

The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.

The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
So why are we supposed to hate The French?
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Someone who comes from France or of French descendant, or anything that has to do with with the country, its language, food and culture....

Most of the French people I've met are really nice and friendly people. But from that, they are also wild and crazy. That's because most of them are liberal, they don't really care much about what people say or do. See freedomAnd most of them smoke too. But I guess it would be fun to party with them.
Person #1: Oh My God! Did you just see that guy streaking out on the street with nothing on, holding a ciggarette in his hand just a minute ago?!!

Person #2: Yeah, he must be French.
by Lovin'it July 23, 2006
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the greatest language in the world to say f*ck you in many ways.
like:"nique ta mere,va te faire foutre,va te faire enculer,tu vas prendre cher,je te baise profond,je vais t'enculer si fort qu'on verra le jours a travers ta bouche..."
this is so french!
by founefoune March 19, 2011
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Disrespected folks who actually contributed to the founding America. You can still see the influence of French culture in the Southeastern United States, where one of the biggest Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Louisiana.
America literally wouldn't be half the country it is now without the French.
by sarcastic May 27, 2003
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