smeegle

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Someone who is a hard drug/sex addict and craves drugs or sex. Comes from Lord Of The Rings: "My precious..."

That girl was a total coke smeegle.

smeegle by Ken June 2, 2004

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Smeegle

chunky bits of goop. May also be used as a funny name to call others.

calling your bff smeegle as a joke.

Smeegle by Devin Widmer March 21, 2008

Related Words

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Smeegle Nuggets

Nuggets Of Smeegle. See smeegle

OMG look at that pile of smeegle nuggets!

Smeegle Nuggets by Devin Widmer March 21, 2008

smegle my smeegle

blow job

man she hasnt smegle my smeegle yet

girl can you please smegle my smeegle

smegle my smeegle by naaldiicaia July 11, 2010

smeaglet

Tiny penis

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"

smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015

Steegle

Canadian slang for an idiot

Person 1: “Did you see what Austin posted?”
Person 2: Nah I don’t follow that steegle.”

Steegle by F U H July 1, 2020

Smeegie

A Slang For Cigarette, Usually Used To Denounce The Fact That Nicotine Is Extremely Harmful To One's Self.

Hey Fred, Wanna Go For A Smeegie Break?

Or

I Need A Smeegie.

Smeegie by Capos November 12, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026