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Scarf
To eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.
Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."
Also derived from this incident was the word craving.
Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."
Also derived from this incident was the word craving.
Johnny: Scarf those crepes down Jesus!
Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.
Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.
Scarf by Larry Brains July 22, 2008
Related Words
Scarface • Scarf • scarfing • scarfies • Scarfyyii • scarfie • scarf-n-barf • scarf-wearer • scarfaced • scarfed
scarf
A fuzzy garment worn by emo kids, usually to soak up their tears. Even worn in the hottest of weather. Sometimes plaid, or flannel. A substitute for tissue, because a scarf is handy, and always around your neck.
Jim locked himself in his room, crying into his scarf, because his girlfriend no longer loved him. Dashboard played in the background.
scarf by The Sexi Mexican June 26, 2004
Scarf
Scarf by scarfinator December 2, 2010