Mortaling

To act in a way that is problematic to the greater good deity. Innadvertedly acting erroneous to omnibenevolence.

Compared to God humans be mortaling their own freewill upon nature.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

by Rendevous August 17, 2009

metalingus

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

Captain Morganing

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

by merulian August 19, 2008

mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.

After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.

by cb radio November 7, 2005

Morling College

An Australian Baptist theological college open to female leadership, some day in the distant future. The poor man's alternative to Moore College (or the visionless version of Alphacrucis College), led by a merry band of white male geriatrics. Called Morose College since its takeover of Vose Seminary. A college offering 300 courses to 80 students.

I studied at Morling College where there are no students but dozens of property developers.

by SonnyWilliams November 16, 2020

Jackie Martling

A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.

Not applicable, as it is a proper name.

by Mister Skin August 23, 2005