Good sex leads to a good orgasm which makes you wanna go pee.

Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in bio, I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "organism", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a dirty mind!!

That sex was the best, especially after having an orgasm a few times.

OOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEESSSS!!!!! THAT FEELS GOOD!!!! UGHHHHH!!!!!! YEA YES!!!!!

Something along those lines

i was home one night alone and i was so unbeleivably horny. i sat on my bed, running my hands all over my body, throwing my head back as i pushed my fingers inside myself. The slow motion soon turned into a fast one and i moaned louder and louder as i felt pleasure run through my body. At that moment, my fingers found my g-spot and i screamed as my vagina pulsed around my fingers, now wet as ever.
The next morning my boyfriend came home and i was still horny from the night before. I got him up against the wall and kissed his neck, kissing lower and lower down his body, i undone his trousers and kissed his cock gently. I put the tip of his cock in my mouth and sucked slowly, getting it nice and wet. i put his cock further down my throat and began to move my head back and forth faster and faster, rubbing his balls as i did this. I moaned and looked up at him, it made me so horny to see him so pleasured. i then ran my hands along his hard abs. I gagged just enough that my throat could close up on his cock just the slightest to give him maximum pleasure and he exploded in orgasm. i then smiled as i swallowed every last drop, licking his cock to make sure id got it all.

She got on top and started grinding, then all of a sudden she started to scream. I couldn't tell if she was having a heart attack or an orgasm.