a science teachers worst nightmare, you don't want to accidentally say it in a room full of 13 year olds.
"So today we'll be talking about orgasms"
"oh shit"
by papajohnnyXD November 05, 2018
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Him: Oh baby did you have an orgasm?
Me: Never in my whole damn life
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What you write by mistake when you actually meant to write the word "organism".
Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in bio, I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "organism", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a dirty mind!!
by Catlover2312 July 28, 2014
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Katie's boyfriend Jake invited her over to his house when his parents were out of town. When she walked in, he lead her to his bedroom and started kissing her passionately; tongue included. She pressed up against him and felt his hard dick against her. They both knew they wanted the same thing! Katie took of Jake's shirt and then unbuckles his belt and pulled off his pants, then his boxers were off. Her eyes wandered down his body until she was staring at his 9" cock. Jake soon realized that she was still dressed, so she took off her clothes until she was butt naked. He started kissing her huge tits, then he kissed all the way down her body until he got to her pussy and they did oral. He then threw her onto the bed and they fucked HARD. she whispered dirty thing into his ear. He cummed in her tight pussy. They then tittie-fucked and then she rode him. They went so hard that they fell asleep. He woke up before her and found vibrators and a dildo. He shook her awake, saying"look what I found" He pressed the vibrator on her pussy and she moaned. The cum from earlier came spilling out of her pussy. That really turned Jake on. They fucked again and then they made out some more and they frenched. They soon both had the best orgasm ever!!!

They do this all the time now
A few months later...
Katie comes over to Jakes house, and say's "I'm pregnant"

Jake--"Shit"
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when your whole body tingles and explodes as your toes start to become numb and you gasp for breath
i was home one night alone and i was so unbeleivably horny. i sat on my bed, running my hands all over my body, throwing my head back as i pushed my fingers inside myself. The slow motion soon turned into a fast one and i moaned louder and louder as i felt pleasure run through my body. At that moment, my fingers found my g-spot and i screamed as my vagina pulsed around my fingers, now wet as ever.
The next morning my boyfriend came home and i was still horny from the night before. I got him up against the wall and kissed his neck, kissing lower and lower down his body, i undone his trousers and kissed his cock gently. I put the tip of his cock in my mouth and sucked slowly, getting it nice and wet. i put his cock further down my throat and began to move my head back and forth faster and faster, rubbing his balls as i did this. I moaned and looked up at him, it made me so horny to see him so pleasured. i then ran my hands along his hard abs. I gagged just enough that my throat could close up on his cock just the slightest to give him maximum pleasure and he exploded in orgasm. i then smiled as i swallowed every last drop, licking his cock to make sure id got it all.
by kaitem December 29, 2009
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what you type when you mispeal organism
"Is the science HW on Orgasms?"

"SHIT MEANT TO SAY ORGANISM."
by FeggyLorg March 08, 2019
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