V. The act of a male pissing in a high arc of 60-90°, almost vertically into a urinal
Past tense: mortared
Past tense: mortared
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Get the Mortaring mug.The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind
Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants
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Get the Modaring mug.1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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Get the Piers Morganing mug.(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
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Get the Captain Morganing mug.A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.
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