Urban Dictionary: Winston

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A cute, lovable and shy male. A person named Winston is sure to be the most amazing person you meet. He is good at drawing and singing! If he like-likes you, he might be a little rude due to his shyness, but don't worry, he'll get over his shyness with you soon!

Cristal: Aw, Winston, he's cute!
Jesse: I know, right?

by itliterallydoesntmatter April 08, 2019

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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

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Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

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winston

can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete asshole. hes charming, sexy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at fucking. can be a total bad ass when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he's a bad ass.

krystal:"damn look at that fine ass winston over there!"

jen:"isnt he an asshole to you though?"

krystal:"only when hes around a lot of other people.."

by krissy jem1 May 04, 2010

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Winston

A duck. The most awesome duck known to man-kind.

"Dude, I saw Winston yesterday!"
"Holy Flying Horses! I gotta get that duck's autograph!"

by Vice Pres of Winston fan club January 22, 2010

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Winston

Any being that is filled with win and can perform insta-wins at any given moment.

Jack:Dude what do you think i should say before i die.
John:Respawn in 10 9 8 7 6 5...
Jack:wow your a total winston

by jesus kones January 13, 2009

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Winston

(verb) to ask a ridiculously inappropriate/ blatantly obvious question at the most random time.

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To make an obvious point when it is totally unnecessary.

Teacher: "Do we have any little questions to raise?"
(To Winston)
Student: "Define...little"

"What type of food does a dog eat?"
(To Winston)
"Dog...now thats a very vague term...define dog"

"shit! we still haven't done freshfields"

by styra November 27, 2009

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