morphling 

a person so heavily addicted to morphine that it has taken over their life completely. so much so, that they are hardly a person any longer, but more a hybrid of a human and the drug itself.

some can still speak, but it will usually not make sense. they will mostly just stare at walls and bright lights. they may focus their remaining energy on primitive things such as finger painting and crawling around on all fours.

-- i said hello to your neighbor in the hallway but he just stared at me. i think he was drooling.

-- dont worry, he doesn't talk to anyone, he's a morphling.

-- you should find a new apartment complex with less drug addicts.

morphling by caseypandaa February 10, 2012

morphling 

N.V.AV.PN. ect....another word for god,
...the mean side of god.

morphling is out, i will die soon.

morphling by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Orphan Morphin' 

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

Orphan Morphin' by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Mexican morphine 

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

Mexican morphine by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003

Class Morphing 

1. The downward transformation of one economic class into another.

2. The gradual descent from relative prosperity to grinding poverty, usually among formerly middle-class families.

The whole city of Detroit is class morphing into a ghetto.

Class Morphing by Peter Kobs February 6, 2009

morphin’ orphan

Slang for someone with no identifiable attachments to anyone and who is essentially a chameleon.

Although it seems he had a family at some point early on, that guy is a straight-up sociopath really, a morphin’ orphan!

morphin’ orphan by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

merphing by 13speakers October 18, 2009