Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

Porcelingus

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates

Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!

by Mikenstein July 1, 2008

Portlingus

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.

Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."

by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011

pastalingus

Pastalingus, the act of eating day old cold spaghetti from your partners vagina or ass.

So last night I made a huge batch of spaghetti for the misses and I. There was enough leftover , so I decided to spread them cheeks lay some pasta down and perform Pastalingus

by BIGSANS November 19, 2021