Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.
Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."
Pastalingus, the act of eating day old cold spaghetti from your partners vagina or ass.
So last night I made a huge batch of spaghetti for the misses and I. There was enough leftover , so I decided to spread them cheeks lay some pasta down and perform Pastalingus
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)