Portalingus
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.
Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011
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Porcelingus
Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!
Porcelingus by Mikenstein July 1, 2008
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Portlingus
Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.
Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."
Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."
Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."
Portlingus by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011
pastalingus
So last night I made a huge batch of spaghetti for the misses and I. There was enough leftover , so I decided to spread them cheeks lay some pasta down and perform Pastalingus
pastalingus by BIGSANS November 19, 2021
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.