Aug 11 Word of the Day
You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
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The self-existent supreme being who rules this universe in a way that transcends time and dimensions. Matters and substances in the universe cannot be forever derived from other matters. Eventually we'll have to trace back to a final non-derivative matter. This non-derivative matter must be brought into existence from nothingness by a sheer power of omnipotence, the power of a being no other than God.
Unbeliever: "prove to me that God exists"
Christian: "the fact that your consciousness can come into this world already proved that God exists"
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by PrehistoricFish August 03, 2020
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