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Mortality 

Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.
The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!
Mortality by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
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mortality 

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die
Taste your mortality.
mortality by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Mortality 

No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.
Mortality is reality, everything else is ideas.
Mortality by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

mortality 

if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.
person on the street: got some mortality?
Doug: no, sorry, i'm all out. (keeps walking)
mortality by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

mortality fuck 

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.
After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.
mortality fuck by cb radio November 7, 2005

Mortality Angle 

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.
"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."
Mortality Angle by Timmer8 January 30, 2008

Mortality rate 

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.
Mortality rate by death69 September 15, 2021
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