Buttcoin is a noun to denote the personification of cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin as butt to mock its uselessness and their very innate nature of being a Ponzi scheme run by the decentralized mafia and terrorist groups. the crypto bubble busted in 2022 with a loss of over hopping trillion dollars. the companies such as MicroStrategy, pomp investments and ark investments lost millions
idiot: have u bought buttcoin and get butt fucked?
chad: no, I am not an idiot
Pioneered by James D. McMurry, Buttcoin (The NextBitcoin) represents a simpler peer-to-peer form of cryptocurrency that is revolutionary and environmentally friendly; simply put - no wallets are required, no algorithm to be solved. Anyone can mine it, simply by farting.
<3 <--- this is a buttcone. You mightthink it's a heart, but it's a buttcone. It shows infinitely more love.
<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
GF "I love you babe!"
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*