Buttcoin

When you have coins lying all over your bed and you lie on it naked, then a coin touches your butt, it becomes a buttcoin.

Jimmy: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Baffling brittle bothersome bacterial buttcoin!

by Moeron August 11, 2019

Buttcoin

Buttcoin is a noun to denote the personification of cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin as butt to mock its uselessness and their very innate nature of being a Ponzi scheme run by the decentralized mafia and terrorist groups. the crypto bubble busted in 2022 with a loss of over hopping trillion dollars. the companies such as MicroStrategy, pomp investments and ark investments lost millions

idiot: have u bought buttcoin and get butt fucked?
chad: no, I am not an idiot

by judgement_day_doomsayer September 15, 2021

buttcoin

Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.

I got enough buttcoin for that, man, though I can't just pay for it right here on the yard.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2017

buttcoiner

A staunch critic of Bitcoin and/or proponent of the adversarial Buttcoin.

The buttcoiner seethed as Bitcoin's value topped $24,000USD in late 2020.

by Tamnimal December 20, 2020

buttcoin

1: Pecuniary exchange for homosexual activities.
2: Scottish pronunciation of bitcoin.

1: Simon paid Nigel 3 buttcoins to bend over and take it like a man.
2: "Can ah use buttcoin to buy a new sporran?"

by immediate 1 October 28, 2017

Buttcoin

Pioneered by James D. McMurry, Buttcoin (The Next Bitcoin) represents a simpler peer-to-peer form of cryptocurrency that is revolutionary and environmentally friendly; simply put - no wallets are required, no algorithm to be solved. Anyone can mine it, simply by farting.

Have you heard of Buttcoin?

Yes, I'm mining some right now. *farts*

by ButtcoinMaxi February 01, 2025