Hellsprung's definitions

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

insequential

Completely following a structured timeline.

To correctly succeed in an experiment you must follow the directions while being insequential.

by Hellsprung November 9, 2017

transfigurating

The act of mutating.

Legendarily throughout time life has constantly has been constantly transfigurating through every new generation.

by Hellsprung February 15, 2018

christianally

To do something in the name of Jesus Christ.

I love you Christianally.

by Hellsprung May 26, 2017

infinotic

The state of having lived multiple infinities.

Satan's punishment shall be so long it shall become infinotic.

by Hellsprung January 29, 2018

Jeezites

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.

I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.

by Hellsprung December 15, 2017

elocutionaral

To be in the state of being created by God's word. Everything except humans.

Humans are special because God created us with his hand not his words so we are not elocutionaral.

by Hellsprung June 24, 2017