Hellsprung's definitions

christianally

To do something in the name of Jesus Christ.

I love you Christianally.

by Hellsprung May 26, 2017

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

insequential

Completely following a structured timeline.

To correctly succeed in an experiment you must follow the directions while being insequential.

by Hellsprung November 9, 2017

inflection

To receive from outside influence a need to fix problems of a mutually desirable outcome.

The Holy Spirit is the ultimate source of inflection because all he does is fix God's mistakes from only doing Good when there is a PERFECT universe he is not Good enough to Join by himself alone.

by Hellsprung December 12, 2017

Ignorant

Only hearing what you want to hear irrelevant of the situation.

Being ignorant Is a medical disease that Jesus can reverse.

by Hellsprung February 14, 2018

Retard

To be ignorant

Some autistic spectrum children are a retard and must be gently handled.

by Hellsprung February 14, 2018

Jeezites

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.

I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.

by Hellsprung December 15, 2017