Mortalage
Mortalage by Jester1970 July 27, 2009
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mortalled
mortalled by missscarlett October 24, 2008
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Mortgage
A legally binding contract that allows a financial institution to rape you every month for the next 20-30 years. In return, you get the privilege of maintaining a dwelling out of your own pocket without actually owning it.
1. So what'll it be this month Honey, pay the mortgage or get the driveway fixed?
2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.
2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.
Mortgage by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015
mega mortgage mug
(n) - a dual income (or more) h/hold who participates in propping up the Australian housing bubble by buying houses by taking out an excessively large housing loan. The resulting interest payments leave them to lead a life of poverty, but hey atleast they have a roof over their heads.
$600,000 to purchase a median property in Melbourne now, you'd have to be a mega mortgage mug to even consider buying at these prices.
mega mortgage mug by AusHousingCrash September 25, 2010
golden mortgage
1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.
2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.
3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.
2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.
3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.
With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.
The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."
Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.
The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."
Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.
golden mortgage by A Tabak April 17, 2008
mortgage
Middle class slavery.
Investment bankers buy your home loans and manage you like cattle to make even more undeserved money. For some reason people are satisfied with the illusion that they own a small plot of land with a small box on it. Sure you can make a profit if you know how to flip real estate, but good luck paying your sub-prime mortgage with the job you just loss thanks to this fucked up economy.
Investment bankers buy your home loans and manage you like cattle to make even more undeserved money. For some reason people are satisfied with the illusion that they own a small plot of land with a small box on it. Sure you can make a profit if you know how to flip real estate, but good luck paying your sub-prime mortgage with the job you just loss thanks to this fucked up economy.
Mortgage
That weight around your neck that will never be alleviated until you (1) DIE or (2) eventually pay off by the time you are 107.
Mortgage by Lord Meatclown July 31, 2003
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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