college

1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working.
2. Hell

Your mom goes to college..

by Meno February 27, 2005

college

a forty thousand dollar bar tab

i cant wait to go to cheers

by patrick April 16, 2005

college

A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

college

the place where you enter inexorbitant amounts of debt to "learn" things you will never apply once to your actual occupation. Basically, an expensive 4-year waiting period for a paper called "degree".

I will owe Wells Fargo my first born so I can pay off my college.

by Drenam February 2, 2003

college

where dreamers can go to secure a plan B for their future employment prospects

Jenny always wanted to be a singer-songwriter, but her parents persuaded her to choose English as a college major, for a fallback plan. She later married a 1950s-style brute who orders her to edit all of his work-related documents and to have dinner on the table by five every night. Life can be so tragic sometimes.

by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

college

An alternative to buying a Ferrari (they cost about the same).

Damn, that Ferrari costs almost as much as college.

by Duesey December 1, 2003

college

a $20,000 cover charge for 18-21 year olds

I was drunk my first semester at college.

by wjs June 19, 2003