A male sibling that gives you advice not to show how wise he is but to point you in the right direction, for your sake; one who shares many memories that bring them close to you; the one that shares shows, bands, movies, family, and other interests with you; the person that makes fun of you without it hurting your feelings; the definition of fun and love; one who gives and seeks advice; the one who tells you like it is; the role model; the one who knows how to make you laugh; the one that treats you like you are and nothing more, and nothing less so that you know of your importance, but are humble as well; the one you are most like; someone that generates tears when gone; no matter where you are in the world, you both are still close
by zelda girl July 02, 2011
My brother is fifteen.
by Megan Leigh July 01, 2006
A guy who is closely related to you, who pisses you off, be it older or younger. Brothers may lurk around your room or even threaten to kill you. Many cases have shown that brothers are douchebags.
You: Hello, brother! How is this fine day?
Brother: Go fuck yourself.
You: .. wh- what?
Brother: I'm going to slit your throat.
You: No you're not
Brother: IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU!
Brother: Go fuck yourself.
You: .. wh- what?
Brother: I'm going to slit your throat.
You: No you're not
Brother: IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU!
by Joker91029 May 21, 2009
My older brother is a fucktard
by Monkbot August 01, 2019
This could be possibly one of the worst things a girl can say to a boy. At this point in your relationship with a girl, there is virtually no hope of you getting with her as a potential lover. You have just unknowingly taken the path of brotherhood and left behind the path of lovers. To all boys, be weary of your relationship with a girl before you end up in "brother territory".
jack: hey bro, I've been talking to Jill for a while now and tomorrow's her birthday. I think I have a shot at being her boyfriend!
mack: Watch out man.... I don't want you to end up as her brother
jack: WHAT? Oh shit... Whatever, she knows what's up
---------------next day-----------------------------------------
(Jack and Jill are alone together)
jack: Hey jill! I got you something. (pulls out present)
jill: AWWWWW, JACK! I LOVE YOU!
jack: *smiles* Jill, will you go ou....
jill: LIKE A BROTHER!
jack: ....
jill: you were saying something?
jack: nope....
mack: Watch out man.... I don't want you to end up as her brother
jack: WHAT? Oh shit... Whatever, she knows what's up
---------------next day-----------------------------------------
(Jack and Jill are alone together)
jack: Hey jill! I got you something. (pulls out present)
jill: AWWWWW, JACK! I LOVE YOU!
jack: *smiles* Jill, will you go ou....
jill: LIKE A BROTHER!
jack: ....
jill: you were saying something?
jack: nope....
by drn! January 19, 2010
a smartarse boy that you have to love by law of blood but otherwise find infuriating, often funny but not as much as they like to think. The enemy of the 'sister' but can be a great laugh. As annoying as it is a brother is loved by all especially the ladies (mostly the sister's friends) not to be trusted with all secrets as you may be at risk of mocking but will always stand by you when it really counts. Try to love them despite the imperfections only you know about because nothing is forever and one day they might not be there anymore.
Her brother was in a car accident ..
by reverof April 11, 2013
by Not Isabelle November 19, 2019