wanka1 

A dickhead, or motherfucker. Used when wanka has already been used in a sentence and you don't want to repeat yourself.

That wanka is dating wanka1.

wanka1 by premik91 November 8, 2017

WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

wankachief 

a piece of tissue used to clean up mess after you have burped the worm

wheres that wankachief gone i need to clean up this baby gravy

wankachief by brett holt February 19, 2009

Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Wankatorium 

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).

I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat

Wankatorium by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005

wankable 

An image, thought, or action that can be used to wank to. synonymous with masturbateable.

Damn that girl is looking hot today, shes wankable.

wankable by Los Reyes October 10, 2005