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wankachief by brett holt February 19, 2009
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wankerchief
A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.
1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
wankerchief by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006
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Wankerchief
A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
Wankerchief by fubsish September 13, 2009
Wankerchief
After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.
"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
Wankerchief by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006
Wankerchief
A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).
Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.
Wankerchief by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014
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