FABARM's definitions

ODWIA

ODWIA is the human condition of heavy drinkers - Only Drunk When I'm Awake - that's the description a heavy drinker makes - too often!

I'm gonna cut down on the booze - I DON'T want to be ODWIA, night and day!

by FABARM November 24, 2018

FABARMISH

FABARMISH is behaviour which has some of he character of a complete FABARM.

I think she's, sort of, FABARMISH, if not she could soon become a FABARM- she's more than half way there.

by FABARM November 18, 2018

DTP

DTP:- DecadentDan The PreFABARMAN - he's a man who was born to a FABARM, and he's spent multiyears trying to become one - just like his dad. His FABDAD thinks it'll come soon, and, it's well worth waiting for!

Listen Mike, you MAY think it's a hell of a time waiting to become a true FABARM, stop worrying, it'll ALL be worthwhile, you won't always be DTP!

by FABARM January 9, 2019

FABOID

FABOID Is a successful person who, whilst fond of linking with FABARMS, cannot spare enough of his/her personal time to become a complete FABARM.

I watched FABOID putting on a handbrake turn when she was an extra - SOME turn! 180 degrees and right between the cars - she just got out and back on the set!

by FABARM November 13, 2018

FABOOZLED

FABOOZLED:- FABOOZLED is the, so far unheard of, description of a conventional FABARM who has been degenerated by one or more N O N FABARMS!

IF...O N L Y that FABARM hadn't become FABOOZLED! We'll HAVE to remember that it'll probably NEVER happen again - a FABARM is a FABARM is a FABARM!!!

by FABARM January 4, 2019

HIPEB

Highly Intelligent Plus Excessively Beautiful

We need a HIPEB to call in and persuade him to get this press, I know one, just around the corner who can fix this up.

by FABARM October 22, 2018

S&V

S&V is the effect of adding and fine tuning a product or theory which improves everything in many ways -mainly Seduction & Validation.

You DON'T need a brand new partner, just S&V your current one - it'll last a load longer.

by FABARM November 13, 2018