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wankarse 

The word wankarse originates from me. I just said it out of no where when my brother pissed me off.

Since then i have given the word it's own definition that really does make sense.

The word basically means anyone that puts there finger up there arse for pleasure.

This word can also be used if you are pissed off at people
"Hey, you wanna go and see Blazin Squad"
"How about you fuck off, wankarse"
wankarse by ashman July 24, 2004

wankarse bastard 

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.
David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!
wankarse bastard by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

wankerserfdom 

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.
Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.
wankerserfdom by Knowable December 15, 2008

Wank Arse 

Wank Arse by Ozzy Forever October 20, 2008
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